Dan's Film Reviews

A temporary holding area for reviews soon to be hosted on Video Free Brooklyn's Site.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Starting out in the Evening

The quartet of fine actors couldn't rescue this talkathon from its overwritten dialogue & lack of dramatic weight.  An underrated novelist in his twilight, an adoring grad student, a daughter looking to start a family, all are given short-shrift.  A wasted opportunity.
Cloverfield

The viral hype machine did its work and I was lured into the Blair Monster Project hook, lilne & sinker.  30 minutes in, the shaky-cam gimmick (it's ostensibly shot by a character w/ a handheld camera), I got too nauseous to sit & had to leave.  By then, I'd only seen a few shots of NYC destruction (already glimpsed in the trailers) and nothing impressed as yet.  Preferring not to throw up, I decided to sit this one out and maybe attempt it again w/ a dramamine (which got me through a couple of the Bourne films).

Sunday, July 01, 2007

2007 Movie Haiku Reviews

Disturbia

Spy kids v. killer
Half sassy , half creepy but
Rear Window it ain't

Live Free or Die Hard

Nonstop explosions
Bigger, faster, louder, more
Yippeekayay John

Lucky You

Eric and Drew are
Wooden as nickels in this
Rounders wannabe

1408

Cusack the cynic
Versus haunted hotel room
Minor Stephen King

A Mighty Heart

Gritty verite
Gives true story tension but
Alas not much heart

Ocean's Thirteen

It's all fun and games
At least 'til the next sequel
Enough already!

Away From Her

Watch Julie vanish
In this sure-handed debut
Of quiet poise

Knocked Up

A laugh a minute
With surprising emotion
A movie for all

Thursday, August 07, 2003

2003 Movies I've Seen

In theaters:

• City of God
• The Recruit
• Spider
• Irreversible
• Bend It Like Beckham
• Raising Victor Vargas
• Phone Booth
• Identity
• Spellbound
• The Matrix: Reloaded
• Finding Nemo
• The Italian Job
• Capturing the Friedmans
• The Eye
• Whale Rider
• The Hulk
• 28 Days Later
• Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
• Northfork
• Seabiscuit

on DVD:

• Big Shot's Funeral
• Lost in La Mancha
• Dark Blue
• Gods and Generals
• The Life of David Gale
• Tears of the Sun

Thursday, June 26, 2003

A Bug's Life

Another animated winner from Pixar. Fitting nicely into the Seven Samurai mold (villagers under seige from bandits seek help from out of work warriors, um, circus performers). Great voice work, beautifully rendered creatures and environments and a terrific story to boot.

Airplane!

Hilariously un-PC and full of memorable one-liners, cultural & racial stereotypes and way-over-the-top performances from Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack and Lloyd Bridges, this '70s parody of Airport is an eminently rewatchable classic. Better fun than the inside of a Turkish prison.

Akira

Arguably the greates animated film ever made, Katsuhiro Otomo's post-apocalyptic cyberpunk classic is as influencial as Blade Runner or Star Wars for the Anime set. "Tetttttsssssuuuuuoooo!"

Aliens

Helmed by James "King of the World" Cameron, this second installment in the stomache-popping Giger-fest abandons the and-then-there-were-none conventions of Ridley Scott's Alien and goes for flame-throwing, machine-gunning action. Also the best example of Michael Biehn's typecast soldier role.

American History X

The Apartment

Jack Lemmon and Shirley Maclaine are perfect as the luckless junior executive and the elevator girl looking for love in all the wrong places. Billy Wilder's brilliantly cynical but ultimately hopeful romantic comedy critiques the drone existences of our modern corportate lives and the things we do to get ahead.

Apocalypse Now Redux

Being John Malkovich

Leave it up to Spike Jonze and co. to come up with this wholly original mindfuck of a movie. Among the standout performances are John Cusack's desperate puppeteer, Cameron Diaz's frumpy animal-lover and John Malkovich's, well, Malkovich. "It's MYYYYY HEEEAAD!!!"

Big Night

Don't watch this delicious treat of a comedy on an empty stomach. A terrific indie ensemble takes us into the kitchen of a struggling trattoria as they prepare a to-die-for meal for Louis Prima. It'll leave you salivating.

Big Trouble in Little China

Boys Don't Cry

Stunning, tragic and powerful mostly due to Hilary Swank's indelible and deservedly Oscar-winning, gender-bending role. A based-on-a-true-story tale was never told with such brutal, tender honesty.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Eat Drink Man Woman
Empire Strikes Back

Fargo

An uncatergorizable sleeper hit, the Coens' murder-comedy features loads of clever dark humor, genuine dread and one of the most gruesome scenes ever made (woodchipper, anyone?). Still waiting for another William H. Macy - Frances McDormand pairing.

Fight Club

Fireworks

A quiet, understated film about a dirty cop and his dying wife. Takeshi Kitano's best film to date is full of warm humor, deep characterizations and moments of sharp, brutal violence.

Genghis Blues
Get Shorty
Gladiator

Glengarry Glen Ross

Mamet's perfect cast
spouting profane poetry
"Third prize is you're fired"

Hands on a Hard Body
Heathers
High & Low
The Ice Storm
Iron Giant
Iron Monkey
Kagemusha
Kiki's Delivery Service
Killer
Killing Fields
Last Emperor
Leon, the Professional
Memento
My Neighbor Totoro
Nurse Betty
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Out of Sight
Princess Mononoke
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Raise the Red Lantern
Ran
Rashomon
Rear Window
Regret to Inform
Return of the Jedi
Road to Perdition
Roujin Z
Run Lola Run
Rushmore
Sanjuro
Series 7
Seven
Seven Samurai
Silence of the Lambs
Sling Blade
Snatch
Stalag 17
Star Wars
Story of Qiu Ju
Tampopo
Terminator
Terminator 2
Three Kings
To Live
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Traffic
U-571
Unforgiven
Usual Suspects
Wedding Banquet
When We Were Kings
Wonder Boys
Yojimbo
12 Angry Men (1957)
25th Hour
8 Mile
About A Boy
Adrenaline Drive
Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Almost Famous
Amadeus
Amelie
American Movie
Amores Perros
Annie Hall
Bandit Queen
Battle Royale
Beautiful Mind
Believer
Best Years of Our Lives
Birdcage
Black Hawk Down
Bloody Sunday
Boyz N the Hood
Braveheart
Brazil
Breakdown
Breakfast Club
Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
Carrie
Celluloid Closet
Chaplin
Chicken Run
Citizen Kane
City Lights
City of Lost Children
Clockwork Orange
Color Purple
Conan the Barbarian
Contender
Dances With Wolves
Das Boot
Day the Earth Stood Still
Delicatessen
Devil's Backbone
Devils on the Doorstep
Dinosaur
Do the Right Thing
Dr. Strangelove
Edward Scissorhands
Eel
Election
Elizabeth
Enter the Dragon
Europa Europa
Exorcist
Farewell My Concubine
Felicia's Journey
Final Combat
Fresh
From Hell
Fugitive
Full Metal Jacket
General, the
Ginger Snaps
Girlfight
Godfather
Godfather Part 2
Goodfellas
Great Day in Harlem
Great Dictator
Hannibal
Hard Boiled
Hearts of Darkness
Heat
Heavenly Creatures
Hedwig & the Angry Inch
Hiroshima, Mon Amour
Igby Goes Down
Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom
Insomnia (2002)
Ju Dou
Kandahar
Last Orders
Last Starfighter
Legend of the Drunken Master
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Lone Star
Lord of the Rings 1
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
Lovely & Amazing
Ma Vie En Rose
Malcolm X
Man Who Wasn't There
Matrix
Menace II Society
Metropolis (1926)
Microcosmos
Midnight Clear
Minority Report
Modern Times
Monsters Inc
Mystery men
Night of the Living Dead
Nightmare Before Christmas
No Man's Land
Ocean's 11
Olivier Olivier
Once Were Warriors
One Hour Photo
Outlaw Josey Wales
Predator
Princess Bride
Punch-Drunk Love
Rabbit Proof Fence
Raising Arizona
Red Dawn
Red Sorghum
Requiem for a Dream
Reservoir Dogs
Ride with the Devil
Rififi
Rope
Royal Tenenbaums
Schindler's List
Score
Secretary
Shall We Dance?
Shogun Assassin
Shrek
Sixth Sense
Slums of Beverly Hills
Some Like It Hot
Son's Room
Spirited Away
Stalingrad
Straight Story
Stray Dog
Sweet Hereafter
Swimming
Taxing Woman
Taxing Woman's Return
Terrorist
Throne of Blood
Titus
Training Day
Trainspotting
Tremors
Utu
Waking the Dead
War Photographer
Wargames
Wing Chun
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Young Frankenstein
Z

12 Angry Men (1997)
13 Days
2001
8 & 1/2
Abyss
Air Force One
Ali
Alien
American Psycho
Appleseed
Army of Darkness
Baby Boy
Back to the Future
Bad Sleep Well
Badlands
Barbershop
Barton Fink
Batman
Batman Returns
Battleship Potemkin
Beastmaster
Beetlejuice
Belle Epoqe
Better Tomorrow
Better Tomorrow 2
Beyond the Mat
Big Hit
Birth of a Nation
Blade 2
Blade Runner
Blair Witch Project
Blazing Saddles
Blue Crush
Blue in the Face
Bone Collector
Bottle Rocket
Bound
Bourne Identity
Bowling For Columbine
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Bridge on the River Kwai
Bridget Jones' Diary
Bronx Tale
Brother
Brother From Another Planet
Bullet in the Head
Catch Me If You Can
Cell
Chinese Connection
Chopper
Cider House Rules
Claim
Clash of the Titans
Clear and Present Danger
Clerks
Client
Clockers
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Close to Eden
Con Air
Conan the Destroyer
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Conversation
Count of Monte Cristo
Cradle Will Rock
Crimson Tide
Crooklyn
Cross of Iron
Croupier
Crow
Cube
Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
Dark City
Day of the Jackal
Dead Alive
Dead Man Walking
Dead Poets Society
Dersu Uzala
Devil in a Blue Dress
Die Another Day
Die Hard
Die Hard 2
Die Hard With a Vengeance
Dinner Rush
Dog Day Afternoon
Dogtown & Z-Boys
Donnie Brasco
Double Jeopardy
Driving Miss Daisy
Dune
El Mariachi
Enemy Mine
Erin Brockovich
Escape From New York
Excalibur
Executive Decision
eXistenZ
Exotica
Eyes of Tammy Faye
Face/Off
Fast & Furious
Fast, Cheap and Out of Control
Fifth Element
Firestarter
Fist of Legend
Fists of Fury
Flirting
Frida
Full Frontal
Funeral (Itami)
Gallipoli
Game
Get on the Bus
Ghost in the Shell
Ghostbusters
Glory
Go For Broke!
Gods Must be Crazy
Goldeneye
Good Will Hunting
Good, the Bad & the Ugly
Goonies
Gorillas in the Mist
Great White Hope
Gremlins
Grifters
Grosse Point Blank
Guns of Navarone
Happenstance
Harry potter 1
Heaven
Heaven and Earth (Japan)
Hell in the Pacific
Hellraiser
Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth
Hidden Fortress
High Crimes
High Fidelity
Hilary & Jackie
Home Movie
Hoop Dreams
Hunt for Red October
Hurricane
I Live in Fear
I Stand Alone
Ice Pirates
In the Bedroom
In the Company of Men
Incident at Oglala
Indian Runner
Insider
Insomnia (1997)
Into the Arms of Strangers
Irma Vep
James & the Giant Peach
Karate Kid
Killing
Koyaanisqatsi
Kramer vs. Kramer
L.I.E.
La Femme Nikita
Labyrinth
Last Castle
Last Dragon
Last of the Mohicans
Le Samourai
League of Their Own
Legends of the Fall
Lethal Weapon
Life and Times of Hank Greenberg
Life Less Ordinary
Like Mike
Like Water For Chocolate
Little Voice
Longest Day
Looking For Richard
Love & Death
Lover
M
Made in Japan
Magnificent Seven
Magnolia
Maltese Falcom
Manhattan
Map of the Human Heart
Matewan
Mediterraneo
Metropolis (2001)
Misery
Mission Impossible
Mission Impossible:2
Mississippi Masala
Mists of Avalon
Moonlight Mile
Moving the Mountain
Mr. Nice Guy
Much Ado About Nothing
Muriel's Wedding
My Left Foot
Mystery Alaska
Narc
Natural Born Killers
Negotiator
Network
Night of the Hunter
Nine Queens
North By Northwest
Nosferatu
Not One Less
Of Mice and Men
Office Space
Omega Man
Omen
Once Upon a Time in China
Once Upon a Time… When we were Colored
Ordinary People
Osmosis Jones
Others, the
Panic Room
Paths of Glory
Patriot Games
Perfect Blue
Perfect Storm
Philadelphia
Pi
Pinochet Case
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Planet of the Apes (original)
Platoon
Pleasantville
Pledge
Poltergeist
Primary Colors
Prime Gig
Proof of Life
Pulp Fiction
Quiz Show
Rain Man
Rat Race
Real Women Have Curves
Red Dragon
Red Sun
Reflecting Skin
Regarding Henry
Return of the Dragon
Revenge of the Nerds
Ring, the
River Runs Through It
Robocop
Rock, the
Rocky
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Romancing the Stone
Romeo & Juliet (1968)
Romper Stomper
Rookie, the
Rounders
Roxanne
Rumble in the Bronx
Rush Hour 2
Salesman
Saving Private Ryan
Say Anything
School Daze
Seconds
Secrets & Lies
Sense & Sensibility
Serpico
Session 9
Sexy Beast
Shadow of the Vampire
Shallow Grave
Shawshank Redemption
Shining
Shower
Smilla's Sense of Snow
Sonatine
Sound & Fury
Spanking the Monkey
Spartacus
Speed
Spider's Stratagem
Spider-man
Spy Game
Stand By Me
Star Wars: Episode 2
Steel Magnolias
Stepford Wives
Stop Making Sense
Strictly Ballroom
Supercop
Superman
Sweet Smell of Success
Tadpole
Taking of Pelham 123
Taxi Driver
Terms of Endearment
Thelma & Louise
Thin Blue Line
Time Code
Time to Kill
To Catch a Thief
To Die For
Tomorrow Never Dies
Top Gun
Tron
True Romance
Twin Dragons
Twin Falls Idaho
Unbreakable
Unstrung Heroes
US Marshals
Vengeance is Mine
Village of the Damned
Virgil Bliss
Wag the Dog
Walkabout
Walking & Talking
War Room
Watership Down
Welcome to Sarajevo
What Lies Beneath
Wild Bunch
Williy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Willow
Wisconsin Death Trip
With a Friend Like Harry
Witness
XXX
Year of Living Dangerously
Yi-Yi
You Can Count On Me
Your Friends & Neighbors
Zatoichi vs. Yojimbo