2007 Movie Haiku Reviews

Disturbia

Spy kids v. killer

Half sassy , half creepy but

Rear Window it ain't

Live Free or Die Hard

Nonstop explosions

Bigger, faster, louder, more

Yippeekayay John

Lucky You

Eric and Drew are

Wooden as nickels in this

Rounders wannabe

1408

Cusack the cynic

Versus haunted hotel room

Minor Stephen King

A Mighty Heart

Gritty verite

Gives true story tension but

Alas not much heart

Ocean's Thirteen

It's all fun and games

At least 'til the next sequel

Enough already!

Away From Her

Watch Julie vanish

In this sure-handed debut

Of quiet poise

Knocked Up

A laugh a minute

With surprising emotion

A movie for all